Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Wellesley Virginity Chart

According to a recent study, studio art majors at Wellesley are busy-busy outside of the studio:



I, on the other hand, was a math major.

Statistics don't lie, but I'll tell you something about math majors: what they lack in experience they make up for in enthusiasm, and you've never had real sex until you've had it with someone whispering sweet diophantine equations in your ear.

13 comments:

Cheryl Kauffman said...

Is this a preview of your first sex scene in your novel?

When we started college, John was a math major and I was a biology major. From the chart, it is amazing we got together.

Mark Terry said...

Dude, statistics lie all the time.

To paraphrase Mark Twain: "There are lies, damned lies, and statistics."

Moannie said...

Where are the statistitions on that chart?

John Kauffman said...

Maybe a double major is the way to go?

Melanie Avila said...

Interesting... I was a creative major (not art, but close) and a Spanish minor.

Tena Russ said...

Mathematicians do not measure up. Ha ha ha.

(Cheryl, let's hope not his idea of a sex scene.)

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I used to tell my husband, prior to his being my husband, to tell me about his classes to help me go to sleep.

Math/CS major, with a minor in Dorkorage.

Stephen Parrish said...

Sounds to me like mathematicians could benefit from a PR campaign.

pjd said...

One wonders if the question included same-sex encounters. "Undeclared" is much higher than I'd have expected.

Aimless Writer said...

Hmmmm, I wonder how that would fly in a romance novel?

Shauna Roberts said...

As a former anthropology major, I'm not surprised by the statistics for anthropology.

Sarah Laurenson said...

LOL

My majors were Law Enforcement and Physics (why go to college only once?). Not even on the chart.

JaneyV said...

What amazes me is that 60% of the computer geeks had popped their cherry. Like Sarah, my physics degree didn't make the cut.